Philistines

Sometimes bridge is very frustrating. I do not like it when my partners yell at me, so I try very hard not to say anything even slightly uncomplimentary to most of my partners. One partner, used to this, became very angry at my response to her butchering a hand. "But I didn't say a thing." "You raised your eyebrow!" Sometimes this resolve is tested.

Playing in the finals of a regional flight A barometer pairs game, partner is a very experienced player, but our partnership is new. He's not having a good day, and I'm out of practice, so our game is having its ups and downs. So far this evening, it's been all downs. I deal myself the usual:

 S:9865 H:Q3 D:86 C:K9852
I pass, of course, as does LHO. Partner opens 1D:, and RHO overcalls 1H:. Some would make a negative double here, but I don't like my H:Q, and I have a piece of crap, so I pass. LHO raises preemptively to 3H:, and partner doubles. RHO quickly repounds, giving me a bidding problem. I don't know what is right; 4C: will help the defense more if we defend, but could go for a very large number if partner is 4162. I retreat to the almost certain 8-card fit, bidding 3S:. The next two pass and RHO regretfully bids 4H:, which becomes the final contract. I lead the D:8 and see that dummy is a little scanty.
S: Q732
H: 76542
D: 73
C: 107
S: 9865
H: Q3
D: 86
C: K9852

MeLHOCHORHO
PassPass1D:1H:
Pass3H:DblRedbl
3S:PassPass4H:
All Pass

On the first trick, partner contributes the D:J, losing to the Ace. Declarer considers for awhile and shifts to a small club. That's odd. What's going on?

Why isn't declarer drawing trump? If he had both the Ace and King, he'd surely draw two rounds. He's seen my high diamond lead and knows of the danger of a trump promotion. He must not be worried about that, so he must have the D:K. If he had H:AJ10xx, he'd probably plunk down the Ace, losing only if partner has all three trumps, impossible on the auction. He must be missing the trump ace, which partner holds singleton, and is trying to get to dummy to lead trumps towards his hand. That means he must have 1543 shape. He probably has  S:x H:KJ1098 D:AK10x C:Axx. Is there anything I can do about this? Yes, we need to continue diamonds after winning this trick; partner will win the H:A, cash a spade, give me a trump promotion, and we'll have four tricks. Could declarer's black ace be in spades? I guess so; in that case, we'll need to cash a second club before playing diamonds, as declarer will have three diamond tricks and a pitch for the losing club. How will partner know which of those hands declarer holds? Do I have the S:A or the C:K? I surely don't have both. I see it! How about if I play the C:K on this trick? Partner will now be playing double-dummy; if he has the S:AK, I'll win this trick and continue diamonds (or spades). If he has the C:A, he'll overtake if he has the C:Q or encourage otherwise. We might set up declarer's C:Q, but that's not an important trick.

Upon reflection, I play the C:K to the second trick. Partner, without thinking, overtakes. Good! He has the C:AQ and won't have a problem. In tempo, he continues with the C:Q, to which I carefully contribute the deuce, just in case he's not sure about the hand. Again, in tempo, he shifts to small spade. Does partner have a doubleton club? That'd be OK if declarer ruffs a club. Declarer wins the stiff Ace, ruffs a club, partner's following (argh), and plays a trump. Partner wins the H:A and starts to think. After a few seconds, I just fold my cards, so declarer claims, knowing that I have a second diamond and fourth club, the whole hand's being:

S: Q732
H: 76542
D: 73
C: 107
S: 9865
H: Q3
D: 86
C: K9852
S: KJ104
H: A
D: QJ942
C: AQ3
S: A
H: KJ1098
D: AK105
C: J64

This is a near zero; few bid game with our opponents' cards and not all of them made it. After four boards, we are almost two full boards below average. It's going to be a long evening.

Things go a little better after this; I have the opportunity to fly solo a few times (down this far this early, getting a winning momentum going is important) and was lucky, but we never fully recovered.

I run into the above declarer after the first break; he's a good buddy. He notes that we have helped him get on the leader board, so at least there's a silver lining to our game. I am not consoled and am in a pretty bad mood, so I remark that they bid both hands well, but he hacked the play on the 4H: contract. "Huh?" "Yeah, my partner gave you the contract. To make it on your own, you had to play a small heart from hand at trick two. The play is fairly strongly indicated." "What do you mean? How could I tell RHO had the stiff Ace?" "Given that we didn't have a whole lot of high cards, his double has to be based on trump shortness. If I had both the trump honors, perhaps I might've doubled 4H:? That means RHO doesn't have a void or a small singleton. Which honor does he have? If he has the Ace, you have to duck one now or we'll get a promotion on third round of diamonds. If he has the Queen, you can do anything but that. Which is more likely? I'd play the doubler for the Ace; with H:Ax, I might lead trumps and partner might not double with just the H:Q. With an ace and four spades, I'd probably make a negative double of 1H:. All the indications point towards the actual layout."

Still, he wasn't punished, and we were. Bridge can be frustrating sometimes.


Jeff Goldsmith, jeff@tintin.jpl.nasa.gov, July 12th, 1999