No Way

Playing a sectional Swiss with a competant but unimaginative partner, I pick up a pretty good mittful.
 S:10 H:A962 D:AK105 C:AKQ2
I'm in third seat at unfavorable vulnerability, wondering how I'm going to handle this hand if RHO doesn't open 3S: when, to my surprise, partner opens 1S:.

Partner insists that 2/1s promise either a five-card suit or trump support. In his methods, a forcing 1NT is the systemic call with this hand. There is no way I'm bidding 1NT. If partner bids anything but 2H:, my next call will have to be 6NT. Bidding 1NT is planning to perpetrate a stupid auction, so I bid an anti-systemic 2C:. If worse comes to worst, I can always bid 6NT later. The opponents stay silent (rats!), and partner rebids 2S:. This doesn't promise six spades; it's how he'll continue on many minimum hands. I still want to know more about his hand and have no way to show mine, so I bid a semi-artificial and game forcing 2NT. It's semi-artificial because 3C: isn't forcing, so I have to bid 2NT on some single-suited game forcing club hands.

Interestingly, partner now bids 3C:. Sounds like he has C:Jxx and a minimum hand. The minimum is no surprise.

I have no idea what to do now. I think I'll just bid slowly without a plan. I'd like to judge between 6C: and 6NT; I don't see a good way to tell which is better, so I'll see what I can milk out of partner. So I bid 3D:. Partner bids 3NT. That suggests that he's 5323 or 5233, probably the former. If he had a sixth spade, he'd probably rebid them now. He could be 6313 with good hearts, but I doubt it; he might have raised clubs directly with a singleton. With a real dog, he'd've opened 2S:. No, I'm pretty sure he's balanced. I have some forcing bids left, so I try 4H:. Partner thinks about this a bit, as well he might, and emerges with 4S:. He has the S:A. Good. Can we make a grand? If he has  S:AKxxx H:KQx D:xx C:Jxx, which is more or less what he is likely to have, how's the grand? Not good. More importantly, 6NT is not cold, either; 6C: is much better. All in all, it looks to me like 6NT is going down and 6C: is a favorite. Even if 7C: is making, I suspect making six will produce a huge swing, so I end the auction by jumping to 6C:.

LHO has no problem leading the H:Q and dummy hits:

S: AK8652
H: K7
D: Q4
C: 1084
S: 10
H: A962
D: AK105
C: AKQ2
DummyDeclarer
1S:2C:
2S:2NT
3C:3D:
3NT4H:
4S:6C:
pass
Hmm...I didn't guess partner's hand very well. 6NT has play, but it is more or less on 3-3 spades or very good luck in the minors. 6C: is definitely better.

The play has some catches. If trumps are 3-3, it's easy, but if not, I need to ruff two red cards in dummy. Entries will be a problem, so I can't afford even one round of trumps; after I have ruffed two red cards, how do I get back to hand? I'll need that third trump as an entry to hand. Moreover, I may have a problem in the end if I don't cash the spades immediately, so the first order of business is to win the H:K and cash two spades pitching a heart. That carries off fine. LHO drops the S:Q on the second spade, but he's seen me show out, so that doesn't mean anything. I need to ruff my losers next. I cross to the H:A and play a third heart. LHO plays the H:J on the third round. Since he doesn't know who has the heart spots, it looks safe to ruff low, but I might as well use the C:8, which holds as RHO follows. Now the D:Q and another diamond to hand. I lead my D:10 and LHO shows out, pitching a spade. There's no reason to ruff high, so I win the C:4. Maybe I'll make seven after all. I lead the carefully-preserved last trump from dummy and draw three rounds of trump. LHO turns out to have four to the C:J, so at trick 12, I cash the D:K and claim twelve tricks.

The whole hand was

S: AK8652
H: K7
D: Q4
C: 1084
S: QJ74
H: QJ8
D: 96
C: J753
S: 93
H: 10543
D: J8732
C: 96
S: 10
H: A962
D: AK105
C: AKQ2
6NT went down at the other table, so we win 16 IMPs on the board. 6NT could have been made, but the winning line is hardly indicated. In practice, declarer just ducked a spade and when the suit didn't break, went down one. On a heart lead, pretty much declarer needs to risk an early diamond finesse to make, which doesn't seem likely.

Why did the spades have to be cashed early in 6C:? If LHO had 3424 shape, in the four-card endposition:

S: AK86
H:
D:
C:
S: QJ
H: J
D:
C: J
S: 963
H:
D: J
C:
S: 10
H: 9
D: K
C: 2
If I cash the D:K, LHO can ruff and cash a heart. If I cash the spades, I can't get back to hand; if I ruff a spade, LHO overruffs and cashes a heart, because I'm out of trumps. As the cards lay, however, two early rounds of spades were not necessary, because I can cash two spades and ruff a spade, eloping with my C:2 at trick 12.
Copyright © 2005 Jeff Goldsmith