ATTITUDE CHECK: This place sucks! Agricultural attitude check: This place sucks the root! Mathematical attitude check: This place sucks the cube root! Relative attitude check: Even my uncle thinks this place sucks! Army attitude check: That place over there sucks! Air force attitude check: That place down there sucks! Marines' attitude check: This place sucks, and I LOVE it! Comprehensive attitude check: I can't believe how much this place sucks! Conceptual attitude check: You can't conceive how much this place sucks! Comparitive attitude check: No other place sucks as much as this place sucks! Historical attitude check: No other place has ever sucked! as much as this place sucks! Predictive attitude check: No other place will ever suck as much as this place sucks! Qualitative attitude check: Even if this place were 100% better it would still suck! Post-graduate attitude check: Even after I graduate and leave this place it will still suck! Retrospective attitude check: Now that I look back at it after all these years, I still believe that place really sucked! Ecumenical attitude check: This place sucks divinely! Mystical attitude check: This place sucks the beard of the hairy gnome who dwells in the cave of the four winds! Some sent to me by Richard Holbert: Positive attitude check: This place positively sucks! Negative attitude check: No place sucks like this place sucks! Dirty attitude check: This F___ing place sucks! Mathematical attitude check: Given this place, prove that it sucks! Existential attitude check: This place exists, therefore it sucks!